Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A women left the kitchen.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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