I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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