What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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