- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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