- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

God is real.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

You know what's funny? Rape

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

womens rights.

why did the blue berry cross the road

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