Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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