A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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13 =B you just learned something

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i'm hard

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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