whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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