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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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