- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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