Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Golf.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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