- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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