- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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