- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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