- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

womens rights

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

like if your cool

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

what looks like a banana? a penis

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Bitch

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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