whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

why does the man appear fat he is

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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