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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Neither have I

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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