Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Please ignore this statement.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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