- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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