What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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