- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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