- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

You are joking right?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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