- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Death by kayak

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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