A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops