How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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