Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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