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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man penetrates another man.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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