- Anti Joke

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

a person who will soon die of beeties

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!