What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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