- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Boner

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Jimmy Saville

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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