Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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