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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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