- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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