knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Womans baksetball...

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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