Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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