- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

All of these jokes are about white people

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

the economy.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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