Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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