Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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