- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

My Nan, that is all.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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