- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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