- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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