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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Albino African Americans

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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