Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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