- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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