- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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