- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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