- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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