- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Yes

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

bite me

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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