- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock i have diarrhea

Grace Ackerson

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

*knock knock* i have diarrhea