- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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