a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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