- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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