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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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