- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

knock knock i have diarrhea

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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