- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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