"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

womens rights

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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