- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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