- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Grace Ackerson

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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