What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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