A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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here's a joke... the american education society

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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