A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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