- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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