One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops