- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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