- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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