- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Im taking a shit right now.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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