- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

knock knock i have diarrhea

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Grace Ackerson

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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