- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

penis. nuff said.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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