- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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