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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Please ignore this statement.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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