- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

womens rights

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Fat? Jesse Z

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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