- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

school homewrok

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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