why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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