- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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