why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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