- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Grace Ackerson

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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