Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Fat? Jesse Z

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womens rights

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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