- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat? Jesse Z

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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