- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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