Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Hello.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Golf.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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