Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Anti Joke

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