- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

a. why? b. because I wanted

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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