- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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