- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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