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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

I am quite mature.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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