- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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