- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

I wrote a funny joke.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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