- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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