Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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