- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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