Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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outside your comfort zone

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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the economy.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Good job, son.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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