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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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